So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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