hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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