i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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