i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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