yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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