It's Friday. Sex?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
