she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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