you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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