so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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