no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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