Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
handjob tips. give me some.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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