New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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