the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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