I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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