You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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