so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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