These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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