if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Someone came in the potted fern
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
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