I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I wish you could order shots online.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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