If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
We got so high we made milksteak
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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