can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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