He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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