I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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