I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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