it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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