Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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