I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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