When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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