I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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