My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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