Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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