Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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