god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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