Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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