So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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