Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize