he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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