You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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