Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
The adults are the big ones right?
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