then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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