I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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