Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Someone stole a lamp last night.
My vagina just clenched in fear
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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