: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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