We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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