How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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