Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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