If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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