I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
This house was built for laser tag.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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