So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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