please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Randomize