Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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