Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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