just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Randomize
