you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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