She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
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