i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Everything about him screamed your future.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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